Med School Hell – 2 Simple Reasons Why Males Should Avoid OB/GYN

This post is raw and holds nothing back. If you’re uncomfortable with vulgar language, please turn back.

April 1, 2007
By: Hoover

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OB/GYN will give you a life of estrogen-induced erectile dysfunction. Here are two simple reasons you should stay away.

1. You Look At Diseased Vaginas All Day

I like vaginas as much as the next guy, when they’re not diseased that is. Every time you have sex you’ll think back to that patient you saw in clinic with that foul-smelling discharge and wonder what STD you might be contracting at the time. AJAX won’t take some of this stuff off.

2. There’s Too Much Estrogen

There are simply too many bitchy women residents and nurses that work in OB/GYN. I guess since they see vaginas all day, and they too possess the vagina, that they are above their penis-toting counterparts. Beware of “that time of the month” when hormone levels are out of whack. It’s especially disheartening when two or more of the residents or staff are riding the cotton pony at the same time.

April Fools Joke?

Nope. That’s just how I roll.

Are you convinced to leave medicine? If so, you may feel like you are alone. You may feel clueless about what to do next. However, quitting medicine could turn out better than you have ever thought possible. And here is why you should get out …

This article is part of Hoover’s Med School Hell series. Med School Hell reveals the crazy truth about the crappiness of the US medical education and healthcare system … while making you laugh so hard, you’ll crap in your pants.

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